1. I could be a morning person if morning happened around noon.

　　不到中午，我死活也起不来。



2. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

　　梦想决定未来。所以，再多睡会吧~



3. Man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.

　　哎哎，睡两个午觉一天就过去了。



4. I have decided to take exercising more seriously. Today I move to the left. Tomorrow I go right.

　　我决定了要好好运动。今天往左边移动，明天就往右边动动吧。



5. I am really good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed.

　　我特别擅长睡觉，我一闭上眼睛就着了。



6. A Haiku about out of bed: No no no no no no no no no no no no.

　　从床上起来时念的一句话是“不要不要不要!”



7. Damn right I’m good in bed. I can stay there all day.

　　对我来说床上最爽了!一天躺在床上都没关系!



8. clinomania (n.) excessive desire to stay in bed

　　说实在特别不想起床。(名词，恋床癖)



9. Not a morning person.

　　我不是能早起的人。



10. Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.

　　今天如果不一杯接着一杯喝咖啡就会特别困。



11. I want to sleep forever.

　　想永远的睡下去。



12. Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

　　是不是只有我一个人在睡前会算一下能够睡多久?



13. Happiness in …not having to set alarm for the next day.

　　幸福不是为明日设定闹钟。



14. Newton’s 1st law: A body at rest, wants to stay at rest.

　　惯性的法则：沉睡的身体想要这样睡下去。



15. I want to sleep all the time.

　　无论何时都想要睡觉。