A young Air Force Lieutenant had just arrived at the Base in Japan. He’d been given a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a soldier come into his office.

Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started to pretend he was exchanging chat with the Base Commander.

He threw Colonel’s and General’s names around and talked about letting them stay in his Daddy’s house in Hawaii, and then set up a golfing date between him and the Base Commander.

Finally he hung up and asked the Sergeant,“Can I help you, Sergeant?” The soldier said,“Yes, sir, I’m here to activate your phone lines.”

一个年轻的空军上尉到了日本的基地。他有一个很漂亮的办公司和复古的家具。坐在那里，他看到一个士兵走进他的办公室。

为了显示他的火热，该长官拿起电话开始假装和基地指挥官通话。

他喊着上校和将军的名字并且说道让他们呆在在他爸的夏威夷的房子里，并且和基地司令预订了一个打高尔夫的日期。

最后他把电话挂掉并问那个士兵，“有啥事”，士兵回答到：“我是来帮你连通电话”。