Do you know that when a man ejaculates he shoots an average load of 5ml or around a tablespoon volume of semen, of which contain about 200 to 500 million microscopic little sperms?These cute little guys are shaped like tapoles and once released they will make their one and only attempt to swim to their final destination, the female human egg, ova, which is located in the ovary.
Hehe, try to picture this, during the foreplay and the intercourse these 500 million little fellows must all be like marathoners getting hot and anxious on their heels, preparing to charge forward and beat all their competitors to get to the big prize, or die in trying.So when the man reaches his orgasm, this is equivalent to the referee firing his pistol signaling the contestants to charge foreward, and then there is the big wave (the man ejaculates) and there goes the 500 little tadpoles swimming frantically towards their target.
The swim to the ova is a long and perilous journey, and often all the 500 million will never make it to their target. Even if some did, there is only 1 prize so only the first to arrive gets it. Now those are just background information to a short joke.Here it goes:
Once upon a time there lives a ferocious little sperm name Rambo.Ever since Rambo was born he started his relentless training to make sure he is always in his top form physical condition to be the most agile and fastest swimmer amongst his competitors.One day, the hour which Rambo has been training for all his life finally arrived.The temperature at his habitat increased rapidly signifying that his creator is going to start the amazing race.Every sperm is hyped up, wiggling their tails, getting set to charge as soon as the wave arrives.Sure enough, with a significant spike of temperature the big moment came, and everyone is rushed forward with the big wave.Rambo's training did not go to waste, he outdo everyone by swimming a few times faster and soon he disappeared from everyone's sight.Just as most of the sperms are disheartened and wanted to give up, lay down and die.. Suddenly they see the same speedy Rambo charging at twice his initial speed back in the reverse direction of the wave.Surprised, everyone started shouting at Rambo:"What's wrong dude?Where are you heading?"
While continuing his desperate attempt to swim against the wave Rambo replied with a panic striken voice: "Run for your lives brothers!This is.... a blowjob!!"
~ = Dedicated to the one = ~ |
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