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英汉幽默故事选读140(带练习\建议加精)

发布者: zhenru | 发布时间: 2006-11-23 11:06| 查看数: 3171| 评论数: 1|帖子模式



140. Whose Son Is the Greatest


  The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."   The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."   "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.   " The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!" Notes:   (1) priest n.基督教的教士 ;牧师   (2) monsignor n.阁下(对某些天主教教士的尊称)   (3) bishop n.主教(主管一城市或一教区之教务)   (4) Your Excellency 阁下(对主教的尊称)   (5) cardinal n.(天主教的)红衣主教(有权选举教皇)   (6) Your Eminence 对红衣主教的尊称 Exercises: 根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):   ① The four mothers were all proud of their own sons.   ② The second mother's son was a great lawyer.   ③ The third mother said that her son was a high official in the   ④ The fourth mother was ashamed of her son.   ⑤ We can see from the passage that the fourth mother was the cleverest. 140.谁的儿子最伟大   四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士,”第一位母亲自豪地说道,“他进入房间,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’。”   第二为母亲说:“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间,人们都称,‘您好,大人’。”   “我的儿子是位红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他走进房间,人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”   第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十,体重三百磅,”她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说‘哦,我的上帝’!” 练习参考答案: ①T②F③F④F⑤T

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海伦 发表于 2006-11-24 10:46:44
good story,so many names for the priest.hehe
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