Frank: Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise.

弗兰克：或许你在乘船游玩中就能找到属于自己的烟火。

Dracula: It's not the Love Boat, Frank.

德古拉：又不是拍《爱之船》，弗兰克。



Phone Voice: What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?

语音：有什么能帮您，黑暗之王？

Dracula: I'm looking for a date.

德古拉：我想要一次约会。

Phone Voice: The date is Friday, July 13th.

语音：今天是7月13日，周五。

Dracula: No, no. I want to meet someone.

德古拉：不，不，我想要和某人见面。

Phone Voice: Understood, you want to eat dim sum!

语音：了解，您想要吃点心！

Dracula: Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm... lonely.

德古拉：你不明白吗？我想要找对象约会！我……太孤单了。

Phone Voice: I understand.

语音：我明白了。

Phone Voice: You want bologna!

语音：您想要大香肠！

Dracula: Ugh!

德古拉：哎！

Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.

埃丽卡：嗨！我是埃丽卡船长。你一定就是独一无二的德古拉。

Ericka: There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent.

埃丽卡：有口音的男人总是听上去特别智慧。



Ericka: [shoves garlic guacamole in Dracula's mouth]

埃丽卡：[给德古拉塞了一口大蒜鳄梨酱]

Dracula: [slightly panicking] Must have been garlic in the guacamole!

德古拉：[有些慌]酱里肯定放了大蒜！

Ericka: [smiling] Is that deadly for you?

埃丽卡：[微笑]那你是不是死定了？

Dracula: [passes gas; snickers] Was that you?

德古拉：[放屁并窃笑]是你吗？



Ericka: You were right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting!

埃丽卡：你是对的，曾祖父范海辛。怪物好恶心！