A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"

　　The housewife replies: "Four!".

　　The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my calculator one more time."

　　The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

律师的回答

　　有人问一个家庭主妇，一个会计与一个律师同一个问题“2加2等于几？”

　　“4。”家庭主妇立刻回答。

　　“我认为不是3就是4，让我拿计算器再算一遍。”会计回答。

　　律师拉上窗帘，弄暗灯光，然后低声问道，“你想让它等于几。”