<font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; There isn't 300 yuan here</font><p><font size="4">Mr li digs a hole in his yard and puts 300 yuan in it . then he writes a note and leaves it there.Thereisn't 300 yuan here.&nbsp;&nbsp; Mr wang is Mr li's neighbour.He sees the note and he knows there is 300 yuan there.so he steals the money .he writes a note ,too .it reads,Mr wang,the neighbour,doesn't steal money.</font></p>

<p>Mum asks my litte sister,"lili,if I give you ten candies,and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?"&nbsp;&nbsp; "ten" lili answers.</p><p>"ten?MuM ask. "yes,Mum." my litter sisterreplies, "four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach.&nbsp; four and six is ten ,isn't right?"</p>:lol

<font face="楷体_GB2312">呵呵。这两个笑话还可以吧！！反正我是笑了的。呵呵</font>

<p><font face="隶书" size="7">Imitation</font></p><p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. " Well, sit down and eat something,"said his mother." Your stomach's hurting because it is empty. It will all right when you've got something in it".</font></p><p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">Shortly afterwards his Dad come in from the office,complaining of a headache."That is because it's empty," said the&nbsp;bright son. " You would be all right if you had something it your head."</font></p><p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="5">&nbsp;</font></p>

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<p>Bedtime Prayers</p><p>Juily was saying her bedtime prayers," Please God," she said," Make Naples the capital of Italy, make Naples the capital of Italy."</p><p>Her mother interrupted and said, "Why do you want God to make Naples the captial of Italy?"</p><p>Julie replyed," Because that's what I put in my geography papers!"</p>