A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England.

“How did you enjoy it?” the guide asked when it was over.

“It was great,” the girl replied, “but I was afraid I was going to see a ghost in some of those dark passageways.”

“No need to worry,” said the guide. “I have never seen a ghost in all the time I’ve been here.”

“How long was that?” she asked.

“Oh, about 300 years.”

一个年轻的美国游客在参观了英国的一个令人毛骨悚然的古老城堡。

“你喜欢它吗？“导游问她。

“好极了，”小女孩回答说，“但我想我会去看那些黑暗的通道中的鬼。”

“不用担心，”向导说。“我在这里的时间从来没有见过一个鬼。”

“你在这里多长时间了啊？“她问。

“哦，大约300年了吧。”