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精彩对白： [from trailer] Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute. Borat: [to American Audience] We support your war of terror. Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her? And maybe make a sexy time with her? Driving Instructor: No no no no no no Borat: A why not? Driving Instructor: Because, a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with. Borat: [stunned] WHAT?... You joke? Driving Instructor: It must be consent. How bout that? Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha! Driving Instructor: That's good, huh? Borat: [pause] ... is not good for me. Azamat: [arguing with Borat] What's in California? Borat: [making it up] Pearl Harbor is there... So is Texas. Borat: What's up with it Vanilla face? Me and my Homie Azamat just parked our slab outside, we're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So, uh, Bang Bang, Skeet Skeet nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hoes. Oxanna: [as Borat is leaving] If you cheat on me, I will snap off your cock! Borat: [later] Sadly, I cannot go after Pamela, or else my wife will snap off my cock. Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew. Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual? Borat: Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore!... NOT! Dinner host: I'm calling the police! Borat: Why you call police? The retard escape? Borat: Go kids! Smash the Jew chick before it hatches! Borat: What kind of dog is this? Zookeeper: It's a tortoise. Borat: Is it a cat in a hat? Zookeeper: 27 No... it's a tortoise in a shell. fd9 Borat: [narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11. Borat: He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success! Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn? Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer. Borat Sagdiyev: I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood? Borat: Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk? Azamat: [points to two cockroaches] The Jews have shifted their shapes! Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay? Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your everyone. Borat: Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay. Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. Borat: We need somewhere to park our black asses for the night. Borat: You are my friend? Driving Instructor: You're a nice young man and yes, I am your friend. Borat: You be my boyfriend? Driving Instructor: No, I won't be your boyfriend. Borat: Why not? Driving Instructor: Okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend. Borat: I loves the Pamela Andersons. Borat: Fuck off, Death! Borat: Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard. Borat: [ogling good looking woman] Very nice, very nice! How much? Borat: My neighbour, Nushulkton Tulyiagby is still assholes. I get iPod, he get iPod mini. Haha! Everyone know iPod mini for girls! Borat: [holding gun at gun shop] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Borat: [pointing and aiming gun] Go ahead, make my day Jew... Borat: Whoawhoawewa! Borat: [singing the Kazakhi national anthem to the tune of the American national anthem] Kazakstan, greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, all other countries is run by the gays... 24 Borat fe4 : Pamela, I am no longer attracted to you... NOT! Borat: [looks for a car] I want to buy a car with pussy magnet. Borat: I like to make sexy time! Borat: This suit is NOT BLACK! Borat: What's up with it, vanilla face? Borat: [referring in thought to woman speaking in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. Borat: [voiceover, referring to Azamat in Oliver Hardy outfit] I had not come to Hollywood to fight with a man dressed as Hitler. Borat: May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq! Azamat: [subtitled] We should go back to New York. At least there are no Jews there. Borat: This is Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty! Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...I'm er... recently retired... Borat: You are a retard? Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...er... yes... Borat: Er... physical or mental? Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): [to Jared] ... retired... Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): RETIRED! I don't work anymore... Bethany Weston (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...stopped work... Mike Jared (Magnolia Fine Dining Society): ...STOPPED WORKING! Borat: [quietly across the table] Is very good you allow retard to er... [mumbles politely] Borat: I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, AND TOGETHER WE WILL TAKE HER! Borat: [subtitled, to the town's rapist upon farewell] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only! [first lines] Borat: Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice! ["How are you?...?, Polish] Borat: [indicates women beside him] In my country, they would go crazy for these two. [points to minister's wife] Borat: this one... not so much... Borat: High five! Borat: Gypsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you! Borat: This is Natalya. [He kisses her passionately] Borat: She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. [She holds up a trophy and smiles] 24 Borat f97 : Niiice! Borat: My moustache still tastes of your testes! Azamat: Eat my asshole! Borat: This my mother. She is oldest woman in ALL of Kuzek! She is 42!Uhh... this my wife, Oxanna... she is boring. Oxanna: What? What? What did you tell them about me you skinny piece of shit? Why don't you do something useful and dig your mama a grave! You tall piece of shit! |
| 哈哈，又是双语的，来支持下 |
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| 加了字幕的就下分数还不错 |
| 终于找到了，好人一生平安 |
| 谢谢啊 |
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