I haven't been able to go out since I've started the play, but I'm starting to get the urge. There's so much

to talk about. The fact that Donald Trump wants to see Obama's birth certificate — I want to see his

hairline first. I believe at night he walks into a small room and the hair goes [miming the hair walking off

his head and talking], "Who should we marry next? We're going out! Put your name on that building!"