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<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> 1. <B>TEACHER:</B> George, go to the map and find North America.</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>GEORGE:</B> Here it is!</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>TEACHER: </B>Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>CLASS: </B>George! </FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> 2.<B> TEACHER: </B>Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>ELLEN: </B>I is...</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>TEACHER: </B>No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>ELLEN:</B> All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> 3. <B>TEACHER: </B>If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>CLASS:</B> Big hands!</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> 4.<B> TEACHER:</B> Didn't you promise to behave?</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>STUDENT:</B> Yes, Sir.</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>TEACHER:</B> And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>STUDENT:</B> Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> 5. <B>TEACHER:</B> In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.</FONT>
<FONT face="Century Gothic" color=#c43c8d size=4> <B>SAMMY:</B> You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet. </FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE> |
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