A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

一个出租车乘客轻轻的拍了拍了司机的肩膀，想问他一个问题。司机尖叫一声，出租车顿时失去控制，差点撞上一辆汽车，冲上了人行道，在一家店的窗口几厘米的地方停了下来。

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

过了几秒钟，等出租车内的一切都安静下来。司机说道：“老兄，可千万不要再那样做了，你吓的我大惊失色了”乘客抱歉的说：“我没有意识到，我那样轻轻的拍你，就能把你给吓成那样。”司机回答道：“不好意思，真的不是你的错，今天是我第一次开出租车，以前25年我都是开的殡仪车。”