As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20% off sale.

"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.

"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.

"No girlfrend?"

"No, my wife won't let me."

最近，当我在一家珠宝店维修警报系统的时候，一位女售货员告诉我这家店正进行20%的打折活动。

她建议我说“我打赌如果你买些东西给你女友的话她一定会喜欢的。“

我说“我没有女友。“

“没有女友？“

“是的，我媳妇不让。“