
1,SUCCEESS从对成功的定义看。
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功的男人就是:挣得永远比老婆花得多。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的女人就是:能找到上述那样的老公。
2,FUTURE从对未来的看法看。
A woman worries about the future until she get a husband.
女人直到找到老公之前都在担心未来。
A man never worries about the future until he get a wife.
男人直到找到老婆后才开始担心未来。
3,MARRIAGE从对婚姻的看法看。
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁给一个男人,希望他能改变,可他却不变。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't chenage! And she does.
男人娶了一个女人,希望她永远不改变,可她变了。
4,MONEY从花钱购物看。
A man will pay for an item he needs.
只有用得着(即使值1美元却卖2美元的东西),男人也会买。
A woman will pay for an item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
只要打折(2美元的东西只卖1美元),就算用不着,女人也会买。
5,ARGUMENT从争论看。
A woma has the last word in any argument.
任何争论都以女人说最后一句为结束。
Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument.
男人在女人之后说的任何话...... 都将成为新一轮的争吵的开始。
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