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休闲英语:男女大不同

发布者: timeisflying | 发布时间: 2015-11-26 23:23| 查看数: 935| 评论数: 1|




1,SUCCEESS从对成功的定义看。

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

成功的男人就是:挣得永远比老婆花得多。

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

成功的女人就是:能找到上述那样的老公。

2,FUTURE从对未来的看法看。

A woman worries about the future until she get a husband.

女人直到找到老公之前都在担心未来。

A man never worries about the future until he get a wife.

男人直到找到老婆后才开始担心未来。

3,MARRIAGE从对婚姻的看法看。

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

女人嫁给一个男人,希望他能改变,可他却不变。

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't chenage! And she does.

男人娶了一个女人,希望她永远不改变,可她变了。

4,MONEY从花钱购物看。

A man will pay for an item he needs.

只有用得着(即使值1美元却卖2美元的东西),男人也会买。

A woman will pay for an item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

只要打折(2美元的东西只卖1美元),就算用不着,女人也会买。

5,ARGUMENT从争论看。

A woma has the last word in any argument.

任何争论都以女人说最后一句为结束。

Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument.

男人在女人之后说的任何话...... 都将成为新一轮的争吵的开始。


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sun_shilei 发表于 2019-12-23 16:45:21
哈哈哈,写的不错
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