<STRONG>i f you have the jokes ,you can send it here !!!</STRONG>
this is from liyang  crazy english
Father:The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy.How did you manage that?
Tom:Whenever I punch someone ,I apologize.
:lol:lol:lol

The New Baby<BR>Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.<BR>at had seen babies in other people\'s houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.<BR>One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby\'s arrival. "This house won\'t be big enough for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.<BR>at came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about ""We were saying that we\'ll have to move to another house now, because the new baby\'s coming," his mother answered.<BR>"It\'s no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He\'ll follow us there

轻松一下,讲一个<B black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff66">英语笑话</B>给大家!<BR>do you remember <BR>grandma and grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when grandma turned to grandpa and said, "honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand " grandpa looked over at her, smiled and took her aged hand in his.<BR>with a wry little smile grandma pressed a little farther, "honey, do you remember how after we were engaged you\'d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek " grandpa leaned slowly toward grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.<BR>growing bolder still, grandma said, "honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you\'d kind of nibble on my ear " grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. alarmed, grandma said, "honey, where are you going " grandpa replied, "to get my teeth!"<BR>笑一笑,十年少嘛!

某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I am sorry. 老外应道:I am sorry too. 某人听后又道:I am sorry three. 老外不解,问:What are you sorry for 某人无奈,道:I am sorry five. <BR>-- <BR>

某男,亦粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex. 该男思之久已,毅然下笔:"Once a week". 签证官观后暴笑,曰:"This item should be filled in with male or female." 该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下"female",官楞之,曰:"shouldn't it be male " 男急释曰:"I am a normal man, so I have sex with female."

一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照.在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转.他不放心的问道:turn left 监考官回答:right. 于是他立刻向右转.很抱歉他只有下次再来

Hey, I am suppost to be the head master for this section.  
Why wasn't I told there is a joke section in here?

let's put short funny jokes here....