<FONT face=宋体 size=2>    Men Are Hard To Pleased. <BR><BR>　　男人很难取悦！！！<BR><BR>　　The problem with GUYS: <BR><BR>　　男人的问题是：<BR><BR>　　If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; <BR><BR>　　如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了；<BR><BR>　　If u Don’t ,he says u are PROUD. <BR><BR>　　对他不好，他说你骄傲。<BR><BR>　　If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; <BR><BR>　　如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他；<BR><BR>　　If u Don’t ,he says u are from KAMPUNC. <BR><BR>　　如果不，他说你是乡下来的。<BR><BR>　　If u ARGUE with him , he says u are STUBBORN; <BR><BR>　　如果跟他理论，他说你固执；<BR><BR>　　If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. <BR><BR>　　如果你沉默，他说你没大脑！<BR><BR>　　If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE; <BR><BR>　　如果你比他聪明，他没面子；<BR><BR>　　If he’s Smarter than u , he is GREAT, but you are fool. <BR><BR>　　如果他比你聪明，他很棒，但同时意味着你很笨！<BR><BR>　　If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u ; <BR><BR>　　如果你不爱他，他想拥有你；<BR><BR>　　If u LOVE him ,he will try to LEAVE u .(very true huh?) <BR><BR>　　如果你爱他，他试着离开你。<BR><BR>　　If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; <BR><BR>　　如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦；<BR><BR>　　If u don’t ,he says that u don’t TRUST him . <BR><BR>　　如果不，他说你不信任他。<BR><BR>　　If u SCOLD him ,u are like a NANNY to him ; <BR><BR>　　如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈；<BR><BR>　　If he SCOLD u ,it is because he CARES for u . <BR><BR>　　如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你。<BR><BR>　　If u BREAK your PROMISE ,u cannot be TRUSTED; <BR><BR>　　如果你没有守承诺，你是不可信的人；<BR><BR>　　If he BREAKS his ,he is FORCED to do so . <BR><BR>　　如果他不守承诺，他是不得已的。<BR><BR>　　If u SMOKE ,u are BAD girl; <BR><BR>　　如果你吸烟，你是坏女孩；<BR><BR>　　If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN. <BR><BR>　　如果他吸烟，他是绅士。<BR><BR>　　If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK; <BR><BR>　　如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气；<BR><BR>　　If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS. <BR><BR>　　如果他考得好，他说是实力！<BR><BR>　　If u HURT him ,u are GRUEL; <BR><BR>　　如果你伤害他，你很残忍； <BR><BR>　　If he HURTS u ,u are too SENSITIVE!!!SO hard to please!!!!! <BR>　　<BR>　　如果他伤害你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！！！<BR><BR>　　If u send this to guys ,they will swear that it’s not true; <BR>　　<BR>　　如果你寄这邮件给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的； <BR>　　<BR>　　but if u don’t ,they say u are selfish. <BR>　　<BR>　　如果不寄给他们，他们说你自私。<BR><BR>　　The moral of the story is……<BR><BR>　　以上的故事告诉我们：<BR><BR>　　ＳＥＮＤTHIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY! <BR>　　<BR>　　快转寄这邮件给男生吧！<BR><BR>　　Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter. <BR>　　<BR>　　转寄给女生，聊博她们一笑！<BR></FONT>

It's funny and some of these words are nuggets of wisdom.

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blue mask,very good article,come on.i hope read the article like this more time.

please adj.满足的 vt.请 v.使喜欢, 中...的意, 使满足, 取悦

Men Are Hard To Pleased. 男人很难取悦 guy n.家伙, 人

treat n.宴请, 款待, 请客vt.视为, 对待, 论述, 治疗, 款待vi.交涉, 谈判, 协商, 款待, 作东

nicely adv 恰好地 拘谨地 令人满意地; 令人愉快地; 很好地 be in love with sb 与...恋爱, 迷恋

lure v.引诱argue vi.争论, 辩论vt.说服

stubborn adj,顽固的, 固执的, 坚定的, 坚决的, 难应付的, 难处理的

possess vt, 拥有troublesome adj.麻烦的, 讨厌的, 棘手的scold v,责骂nanny 保姆, 奶妈

care for v.关怀, 照顾, 愿意, 计较brani n, 脑,大脑brains n,智力 swear vi.诅咒v.宣誓, 发誓

selfish adj.自私的moral n.寓意, 教训 anyway adv.无论如何, 总之 out there在那边