Keys or Kiss?

导读：

一个谐音字闹出的笑话。

A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects(日常用品) on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss(手足无措). Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the keys." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

The above joke made me remember a joke:

A Chinese lady accidentally bumped into an American man, she tried to say " EXCUSE ME" but she pronouced " EX- KISS- ME"...... The American man did exactly what she asked and KISSed her right in the mouth...

haha...

there are many joke in the words which are in the same pronounce.