<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="90%" border="0" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 60px;"><tbody><tr><td class="c01">The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." <br/><br/>　　"Why use my elbow and foot?" <br/><br/>　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" <br/><br/>　　吝啬鬼请客 <br/><br/>　　一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” <br/><br/>　　“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” <br/><br/>　　“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 </td></tr></tbody></table>

funny................

This guy quakes me up

礼尚往来，建议那个去吃饭的人带两梳蕉去吧。