I'm the Devil

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him ，

of the habit. One Halloween night,

she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him

with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the Devil!" she responded.

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，

她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。

一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，

准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。

当丈夫走近时，她从树后跳出来，站到他面前，

头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴，手中握着钢叉。

“你是谁？”丈夫问到。

“我是魔鬼！”她回答到。

“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫说，“我娶了你的妹妹！”