关于口音，昨天有个人说要学英式英语。我很纳闷，，不是有世界英语么，，我的理解，，世界》英国 ，
然后想起了一个笑话，，元宵没事做就整理下这些片断，来点乐子，
言归正传
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很多人一定听过这个笑翻很多人的意大利英语，，
[media=mp3,200,150,1]http://pages.sbcglobal.net/mmtimmy/besteng.mp3[/3g]
原文，，这个这个不好翻译，，，关键字勾下吧，，，
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces(to pees)". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock(fuck)." and she tella me ,"everyone wanna fuck." I tella her, " you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet.(shit)" he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch."
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!
这几个关键字够呛，，，
再来一个
下面这个法国人犯了同意的笑话，这个法国警察要到美国破案，为了法国形象决定突击美国式英语，，，，这舌头，，结果，，他快要哭了，，
（粉红豹片断），
先来听听英国的英语，，，，关于这个我极为佩服美国人，，从来不说发音不准，要纠正下，，不光主权独立了，愣是把英语也独立出来一个美国英语，，英国人从瞧不起到瞧到渐渐被拉下，，，这就是自强啊，，废话了，下面这个视频里的英语基本上就是英式的，
在里面的英国的英语中还有等级区别的。听口音就能区别上等人贵族与平民。里面的仆人以自己的口音为耻希望能得到正统教育。在被带走贵族教育后回来说的英语果然不同凡响是，，不知道怎么形容，，字正腔圆，一个字一个字蹦出来的，，听这很舒服，时间是5分钟到6分哪会，，有兴趣的听听。（魔法保姆片断）
自然，，说话似乎要怎么说比较强大，，听这舒服说的可累，，电影里的大多是另一种普遍的发音，，没研究过估计应该是所谓伦敦腔，，每次听到我老觉的听着很搞笑，，，大概是看电影看的，，下面是两杆大烟枪片断，，
Your stupidity might be your one saving grace.
Don't "uh" me,Greek boy.
How is it your fucking stupid,
soon to be dead friends...
thought they might be able to steal
my cannabis and sell it back to me?
Is this a declaration of war?
Is this some white cunt's joke
that black cunts don't get?
'Cause I'm not fucking laughing,Nikolas.
I know you couldn't have known my position...
'cause you're not that stupid that
if you did...
you wouldn't have turned up here
scratching your ass...
with that "what's going on here"
look slapped all over your Chevy Chase.
But what you do know...
is where these people live.
If you hold back anything,I'll kill you.
If you bend the truth or I think
you're bending the truth,I'll kill you.
If you forget anything,I'll kill you.
In fact,you're gonna have to work
very hard to stay alive,Nick.Now do you understand everything I've said?
Because if you don't,I'll kill ya.
Now,Mr.Bubble and Squeak...
you may enlighten me.
会不会觉的很搞笑？，，，没看过这个电影的一定要看看，，
附送一个（热血干探片断）
到美国英语了，，美国人有个性，，老老实实的黑人被奴役到美国也能奴役出个性，，，黑人英语，，，喜欢NBA一般都会喜欢这种个性的语言，，，有人会说里面太多脏话了，，看NBA的要是看要是没遮掉场上的声音基本是“SHIT”“FUCK”“DAMN”。。。不断，要是RAP里面没有所谓脏字好像是没劲，，，其实不用解释，，这是STYLE，，喜欢就好与人无关，，
喜欢上这种是从绝地战警开始的，，看英文字幕，
这种语言非常的个性，，，，但是也有套路，，，
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经常听到有人说，，啊，，还看动画啊，太幼稚了吧，，，这个是病句，当然如果动画前面有中国俩个字就百分俩百正确。我们家9岁表弟都说什么TV的动画好幼稚，，
近年美国动画上的人物的配音（近年才开始看的）都代入了口音，，生动了许多，美式英式黑人都有，，听听，
懒的截片断了，，用从前现成的八
（open season片断）
在代入人物动作，，看看那只熊的动作真的是深得精髓，，要学动作看他就好了
再附送一个我非常喜欢的片断（快乐大脚片断）太可爱了，，，，
说到大脚，里面还有一群操着墨西哥英语的企鹅，，，，，，
墨西哥英语其实就是西班牙口音了，，，也是一听就分的出，，越狱里的痴情SUCRE操的就是一口流利的墨西哥英语，，，
，，，看英雄的还会听到印度英语，日本英语，，，
大家有补充的嘛？，，补充有重奖，，，，，，，，，，
TO BE CONTINUE
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