9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。
10.Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.
女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。
11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an〃on／off〃switch.
女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
12.Women think all beer is the same.
女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。
13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. Afterawoman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。
14.Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes onaseven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't knowwhat she'll feel like wearing each day.
如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
16.Women brush their hair before bed.
女人在睡觉前梳头。
17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.
女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外--模特。
18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.
女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。 |
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