<STRONG><U>Where is the father?</U></STRONG>
　　　 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
　　　 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" <BR><BR>　　　 "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
　　　 The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
　　     父亲在哪儿？
　　　 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
　　　 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
　　　 “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
　　　 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

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< 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>生词</B><B> </B></TD>
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< 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>意义</B><B> </B></TD>
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< 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>加减过程</B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>联想</B><B> </B></TD></TR>
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<P 12pt"><B>smother </B></TD>
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<P 12pt"><B>v. </B><B>窒息</B><B> </B></TD>
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<P 12pt"><B>mother</B> <B>+ s</B> (绳子)</TD>
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<P 12pt"><B><U>绳子</U></B>  把  <B><U>妈妈</U></B>     勒得 <B><U>窒息</U></B><BR>(<B>s</B>)  (<B>mother</B>)     (<B>smother</B>)</TD></TR>
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<P 12pt"><B>tryst </B></TD>
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<P 12pt"><B>n.v</B><B>.</B><B>约会</B><B> </B></TD>
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<P 12pt"><B>try</B> <B>+ st</B> (街道)</TD>
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<P 12pt"><B><U>尝试</U></B>  在 <B><U>街上</U></B>      <B><U>约会</U></B><BR>(<B>try</B>) (<B>st</B>) (<B>tryst</B>)   </TD></TR>
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<P 12pt"><B>mien </B></TD>
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<P 12pt"><B>n.</B><B>风度</B><B> </B></TD>
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<P 12pt"><B>men</B> <B>+ i</B> (烟)</TD>
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<P 12pt"><B><U>男人</U></B>    <B><U>抽烟</U></B>  有 <B><U>风度</U></B><BR>(<B>men</B>)<B>  </B>(<B>i</B>)   (<B>mien</B>)</TD></TR>
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<B>belly</B></TD>
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<B>n.腹部</B></TD>
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<B>bell </B><B>+ y</B> (丫头)</TD>
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<B><U>铃铛</U></B>   挂在   <B><U>丫头</U></B>  的   <B><U>腹部</U></B><BR>(<B>bell</B>)      (<B>y</B>)  (<B>belly</B>)</TD></TR>
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<B>peak</B></TD>
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<B>n. </B><B>山顶</B></TD>
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<B>speak</B> <B>- s</B> (蛇)</TD>
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<B><U>说话声</U></B>  把  <B><U>山顶</U></B><B>  </B>的 <B><U>蛇</U></B>   吓跑了 <BR>(<B>speak</B>)  (<B>peak</B>) (<B>s</B>)</TD></TR></TABLE>

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< 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>意义</B><B> </B></TD>
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< 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>熟词</B><B> </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>置换单位</B><B> </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>联想</B><B> </B></TD></TR>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>trench </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>n.</B><B>沟渠</B><B> </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>french</B> 法国人</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>f→<B>t（</B>雨伞）</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B><U>法国人</U></B>  的  <B><U>雨伞</U></B>  在  <B><U>沟渠</U></B><B>  </B>里<BR>(<B>french</B>)   (<B>t</B>)      (<B>trench</B>)</TD></TR>
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<P left" align=left><B>slaughter</B></TD>
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<P left" align=left><B>n.v</B><B>.屠杀</B></TD>
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<P center" align=center><B>daughter</B>女儿</TD>
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<P left" align=left>d→<B>sl</B><B>（</B>司令）</TD>
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<P left" align=left><B><U>司令</U></B>  将   <B><U>女儿</U></B>      <B><U>屠杀</U></B><BR>(<B>sl</B>)   (<B>daughter</B>)(<B>slaughter</B>)</TD></TR>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>swamp </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>n. </B><B>沼泽</B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>stamp</B> 邮票</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>t→<B>w（</B>桑塔那 ）</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B><U>邮票</U></B>  用  <B><U>桑塔那</U></B>  运到  <B><U>沼泽</U></B><B>  </B>去<BR>(<B>stamp</B>)     (<B>w</B>)        (<B>swamp</B>) </TD></TR>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>snore </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>v.n</B><B>.</B><B>打鼾</B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>store</B> 商店</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>t→<B>n（</B>几） </TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B><U>商店</U></B>  里传出  <B><U>几</U></B>  声  <B><U>鼾声</U></B><BR>(<B>store</B>)     (<B>n</B>)     (<B>snore</B>) </TD></TR>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>pith </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>n. </B><B>精华</B><B> </B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>path</B> 小路</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>a→<B>i</B><B>（</B>人）</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B><U>小路</U></B>  上  的  <B><U>人</U></B>  是  <B><U>精华</U></B><BR>(<B>path</B>)      　(<B>i</B>)      (<B>pith</B>) </TD></TR>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>mature</B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B>a.成熟的</B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B>nature</B></TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left>n→m（麦当劳）</TD>
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<P 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left" align=left><B><U>自然</U></B>  的  <B><U>麦当劳</U></B>  是  <B><U>成熟的</U></B><BR>(<B>nature</B>)    (<B>m</B>)       (<B>mature</B></TD></TR></TABLE>

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