It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.　　After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.

　　"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."

　　

Oh, she took the seat of the pilot. But how could she be there?