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I've got good and bad

发布者: 海伦 | 发布时间: 2007-1-29 09:35| 查看数: 3017| 评论数: 2|帖子模式

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
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Quickie 发表于 2007-1-29 11:34:45
Let him forget everything everyday.....
andyyeah0277 发表于 2007-1-30 14:24:21
Alzheimer's?

what is it meaning?
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