有些同学英语没学几年，自创了不少的英语词句，下面我们来看看一些经典的中国式英语，笑过以后希望大家引以为戒，好好学习，脚踏实地，别再说些中国人不明白，外国人听不懂的英语了。

1.We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿？

2.How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3.I call Li old big . Toyear 25 . 我叫李老大，今年25。

4.You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！Together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！

5.Hello everybody ! If you have something to say , then say ! If you have nothing to say , go home !

有事起奏，无事退朝

6.You me you me. 彼此彼此

7.You Give Me Stop ! 你给我站住！

8.Know is know noknow is noknow .

知之为知之，不知为不知...

9.WATCH SISTER 表妹

10.Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken, mouse'son can make hole !

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12.One car come one car go , two car pengpeng, people die .

车祸现场描述

13.Heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14.Go past no mistake past . 走过路过，不要错过

15.小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16.If you want money , I have no ; if you want life , I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17.as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

WATCH SISTER 表妹

it is funny

真逗！！！！

看一次笑一次~~