The First Day as a Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,

went up on the footpath,

and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again.

You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "

I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. T

oday is my first day as a cab driver.

I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀,想问个问题.

司机大叫起来, 车也失去了控制, 几乎撞上一辆公车,

还上了人行道, 在还差几厘米就撞上商店橱窗时终于停了下来.

司机说,“伙计,别再这么干了. 你把我吓破胆了!”

乘客抱歉地说, “我没想到拍你一下就吓成这样.”

司机说,“对不起,也不全是你的错. 今天是我第一天开出租.

以前25年里我一直开殡葬车.”