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原来迪士尼动画中暗藏了N多坑爹理论,毁童年真心没商量

发布者: Mia2011 | 发布时间: 2014-9-27 23:21| 查看数: 1035| 评论数: 2|

大爱迪士尼动画的小伙伴们,接下来就要惊呆了!王子公主的幸福爱情,还有真善美小世界神马的,大家可以先放放了。原来迪士尼动画中也有这么多人艰不拆的经(kēng )典(dīe)“哲理”。照这个节奏思考下去,毁童年真心没商量啊!

温馨提示:请众位小伙伴看过,笑过,不要照做!

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1. 小树林里碰上的陌生人,我们来做朋友吧!依照迪士尼的理论,帅哥永远都是极好的。

You should absolutely befriend strangers you meet in the woods. They won’t be at all creepy.

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2. 果断自己动手剪个短发吧!下刀越快越好!

Definitely cut your own hair! It’ll look amazing.

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3. 想要幸福快乐?爸妈的话就假装没听见吧!

Ignoring your parents’ advice only leads to happy endings.

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4. 吃货们,陌生人给的东东可以敞开了吃。陌生人很危险这件事儿只是个传说!

Don’t be afraid to accept food from completestrangers. Stranger Danger? That’s just a myth.

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5. 面对困难,逃避永远是最好的方法!“三十六计,走为上策。”就用在这儿吧!

Running away from your problems is always the best solution.

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6. 有人私闯民宅?别怕!他就是传说中要陪你冒险的小伙伴~

If someone breaks into your room, don’t be afraid! He’ll make a fabulous adventure buddy.

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7. 白天上班累的像狗一样,晚上狂欢high的像疯狗一样。这种生活方式很正常,很健康。

Working all day and partying all night is a normal and healthy lifestyle.

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8. 别让时尚人士所谓的“范儿”把你给糊弄了,那些毛草控才是真正热爱动物的人!

Don’t let their fashion fool you- go ahead and trust that people with a penchant for fur are actually massive animal lovers!

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9. 劫富济贫就不算抢劫!

It’s not robbery if it’s charitable.

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10. 离家出走或者带着陌生人回家都是不错的人生选择哦!

Running away and going home with strangers are both great life choices.

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11. 看见那奔腾的瀑布了么!跳吧!你会没事的!

Go ahead and jump off that waterfall. You’ll be fine.

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12. 撒谎没啥不好的,搞不好你还能像阿拉丁那样变成皇亲国戚神马的!

Lying never ends badly.

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这一点上还是神灯想法靠谱……

At least Genie had the right idea…

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13. 如果一个粗犷的彪壮汉子说要带你出去玩,跟他去吧!他对你绝对没有不良动机!

If a large, imposing man offers to take you on a trip, do it. He definitely doesn’t have an ulterior motive.

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大哥绝对不会是偷猎的,或者是没心肝的抢劫犯!

He’s definitely not a poacher…or a heartless, money-hungry fiend.

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14. 女神答不答应没关系!是真爱,那就吻吧!等她醒来你就逆袭成功了!

Consent doesn’t matter if it’s ~true love’s kiss~

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15. 条条大道通罗马,条条水管也都通大海!通大海没问题,但多半还会经过一下污水处理厂吧!

All drains lead to the ocean. The water’ll get there eventually, but it might pass through some treatment plants first.

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16. 吃货们!勇敢去尝试所有能下嘴的东西吧,你肯定不会后悔的!

You should try absolutely everything even remotely consumable that comes your way. The results will only be in your favor.

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17. 绑架,这都不叫事儿!搞不好你还能和绑匪做朋友呢!

Kidnapping is A-OK!

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18. 为了得到男神女神,迪士尼动画告诉我们,只要不择手段你们就会成功!

You should do anything in your power to get the guy/girl. That is the only thing that matters.

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19. 遗憾的通知你,上一条只适用于长相好的童鞋。人丑?对不起,放弃吧!

Though, of course, you’ll never get the guy/girl if you aren’t ridiculously good-looking.

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