One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and hetripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchylittle nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean totrip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That'sperfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault.I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see youcoming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
Sothe snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, andcuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and adear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
Andthe snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examinehim, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of ananimal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and hereplied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't gotany balls... You must be a lawyer." |
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