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最强中国式英语笑翻YOU

发布者: 梦儿 | 发布时间: 2010-8-28 15:43| 查看数: 1629| 评论数: 4|

1.we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿

2.how are youhow old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?  3.you don’t bird meI don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 

4.you have seed I will give you some color to see seebrotherstogether up!你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 

5.hello everybodyif you have something to saythen sayif you have nothing to saygo home!!有事起奏,无事退朝

6.you me you me. 彼此彼此

7.You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住!

8. know is know no know is no know. 知之为知之,不知为不知 9.WATCH SISTE 表妹 

10.dragon born dragonchicken born chickenmouse’s sons can make hole!!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 

11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足 

12.one car come one car go, two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 

13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放 

14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过 

15、小明:I am sorry! 

老外:I am sorry too

小明:I am sorry three

老外:What are you sorry for

小明:I am sorry five! 

16.If you want moneyI have no;(if you want lifeI have one!要钱没有,要命一条

17.I call Li old big,toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。 

18.you have two down son.你有两下子。 

19.as far as you go to die有多远,死多远!! ! !

20.I give you face you don’t want to faceyou lose you faceI turn my face给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 

22.No three no four 不三不四)

23.people mountain people sea 人山人海

24.long time no see 好久不见

25.morning three night four 朝三暮四

26.want money no, want life one!要钱不给,要命一条

27.money or life要钱还是要命

28.wang eight eggs 王八蛋

29.ten three point 十三点

30.no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

31.Play a big knife before ganging 关公面前耍大刀

32.Play an ax before lubing 班门弄斧

33.we are brothers, who and who ah咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊! 34.good dodo study, day day up好好学习,天天向上!

35.I’ll give you some color to see see 我要给你点颜色看看

最新评论

Judyy 发表于 2010-8-28 16:17:15
1.we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿
Judyy 发表于 2010-8-28 16:17:40
funny。。。。。。
黑色森林 发表于 2010-8-29 15:53:13
我不敢确定这些英语,老外能听的懂。
Irene_li 发表于 2010-8-31 11:40:46
interesting,funny, butmaybe the foreignercan't understand.
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