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发布者: katy | 发布时间: 2010-1-27 11:17| 查看数: 1174| 评论数: 0|

My husband, like many lawyers, gets late-evening phone calls, usually from someone who has been arrested. One night,though, the callerwas an agitated female, and a snarling male voice could be heard in the background.

“If a man leaves his wife,” the woman wanted to know,” doesn’t she get the house and furniture?” My husband told her he did not give leagal advice over the phone and asked her to call his office fo an appointment.

The woman heard him out and then loudly replied, “Oh, you say she also gets the car, the boat and the savings account? Thank you very much.” And triumphantly she hang up.


和许多律师一样,我先生常常深夜接到电话,通常是被拘捕的人打来的。可是有一晚,打电话的却是一位很激动的女士,她背后还有男士咆哮的声音传过来。

“如果男人遗弃太太,”这位女士想知道,“太太可以得到房子和家具吗?”我先生告诉她,他不在电话中给人法律上的建议,叫她打电话去他的事务所约个时间。

那位女士听说完之后,便大声地回答:“哦!您是说太太还可以得到车子、船及储蓄存款吗?非常谢谢您。”然后她就得意洋洋的挂断了电话。

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