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【全球最搞笑的抢劫有哪些?】

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黑色森林 发表于 2010-7-22 10:25:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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  据俄罗斯真理报报道,大千世界无奇不有,一些犯罪分子并不是百分之百的凶狠残忍,有的时候,他们的犯罪行为也富有幽默,让人捧腹大笑。目前,俄罗斯真理报列举出20世纪最搞笑、最白痴的犯罪行为。

 

  1901年:美国新奥尔良市一个小偷在邮政列车上进行了偷窃,而他却只对圣诞卡片情有独钟,此次他只偷走了12568张圣诞卡片。

  

  1910年:美国一位名叫约翰-史密斯的男子决定抢劫银行,他身穿女性紧身内衣进入银行大厅,所有客户和安全保卫均对史密斯的怪异行径捧腹大笑。在场的人们并未阻挡史密斯走向银行点钞台,然而大家却并未看到史密斯对银行抢劫,相反史密斯在点钞台紧张之际,却从自己的帐户中取走1万美元。最终,捧腹大笑安检人员还是让抢劫未遂的史密斯离去。 .

  

  1936年:一位美国囚犯被判电击死刑,他计划趁执行死刑之前逃离监狱,但是,逃跑时他行动十分不便,因为他是被绑在电椅上的。在自己的逃跑计划中,他打算逃到墨西哥边境,然后将这把电椅出售挣点“路费”。可是,他好梦不长,当他带着电椅刚逃到监狱门口时,由于行动太明显,随即被捉回来执行死刑。

  

  1966年:俄罗斯阿尔汉格尔斯克市一伙流浪汉从动物园偷了一头大象,他们计划将这头大象出售,但却苦于找不到合适的买家,最终,只得将这头大象悄悄地送回动物园。

  

  1975年:俄罗斯一对夫妇都是小偷,他们对自己的婚姻不满,便在法庭上提出了离婚请求。在法庭上他们讲出自己离婚的原因,前不久,他们联手偷窃了许多财物,但是对于财物如何分产生了争执,最终引起了离婚大战。他们在法庭上忘记自己是小偷,将偷窃的钱财一些事情都告诉了法官,希望法官做出正确裁决。然而,法官最终并未宣布他们是否可以离婚,而是宣布他们盗窃罪名成立,判处入狱监禁。

  

  1980年:美国纽约市两位抢劫犯,计划对银行进行抢劫,他们来到银行之后,抢劫的目标却发出了变化。他们抢劫的并非是银行现金,而是要求银行保卫人员解除武器,掏出身上所有钱和口袋中的金属物质,然后他们将这些财物装入袋中逃之夭夭。银行职员对两位抢劫犯之举十分不解。

  

  1982年:一个抢劫犯进入俄罗斯一位老妇人家中进行洗劫,他却只盗取了家中一件物品——一幅达-芬奇名画《蒙娜丽莎》的复制品。据了解,这幅画并不是家中值钱物品,它只是老妇人从旧杂志中剪下的一张插图。

  

  1986年:美国一位小偷闯入大西洋赌城,他手持一把手枪,盗取了一袋筹码。然后就若无其事地坐在离付款台一米远的赌博机,开始玩赌博游戏。他在赌博机上竟然玩了一个半小时,直到等来警察将自己逮捕。

  

  1988年:发生了莫斯科最大的穿孔卡盗窃案件。三年之后,该案件才调查到一个犯罪分子盗窃了20辆卡车的穿孔卡。目前这名犯罪分子仍未绳之以法,人们更是对他为何盗取20卡车穿孔卡初衷十分疑惑。

  

  1999年:俄罗斯几名士兵抢劫了离他们岗位不远的一个啤酒零售摊。据悉,他们的抢劫是完全的军事化行动,在军士长的命令下,三名士兵站成一队冲向啤酒摊进行抢劫。

According to reports, the boundless universe Russian Pravda newspaper have some criminals and not 100 percent of the vicious, sometimes brutal crimes, they are rich humor, let people laugh. At present, in the 20th century Russian Pravda newspaper enumerate the funniest, the crime of idiots.

In 1901, in New Orleans, a thief in the post on the train, but he was stealing only for Christmas CARDS, apparently the only he stole 12568 zhang Christmas CARDS.

In 1910, an American named John Smith man decided to rob Banks, he wore a female tight underwear to enter the bank hall, all customers and security of the strange behavior Smith laugh. The people did not stop there to detect banknote bank, Smith, however, did not see you, instead of the bank robbery Smith, Smith in Taiwan, detect banknote tension from his account take 1 million dollars. Finally, laugh or attempted robbery security personnel of Smith. .

In 1936, a U.S. prisoner sentenced to death, his plan while shocks fled before the execution to prison, but when he fled, and action, because he is very inconvenience on the electric chair was in. In his scheme, he fled to flee to the Mexican border, and will make the electric chair "travel" sale. However, his dream is not long, and when he took the electric chair just escaped to the prison due to act too obvious, immediately caught back execution.

1966: Russia's han riegl verkhoyansk city from the zoo stole a tramp, an elephant they plan to sell the elephant, but struggling to find appropriate buyers, finally, he had to be sent back to the zoo this elephant quietly.

In 1975: Russia is the thief couple, they with their marriage in court, then puts forward for divorce. In court, they tell their divorce, recently, who steal many possessions, but how to produce goods, finally points caused a divorce. They forget yourself in court is the thief stealing money, some things have told the judge, and the judge to make the right decision. However, the judge finally did not announce whether they announced their divorce, but can be convicted and sentenced to jail theft in prison.

In 1980, American New York two robbers, plans to bank robbery, they came after the bank robbery, the goal has changed. They robbed the bank cash, but is not required to defend the arms embargo, the bank staff and pocket money out all the metal material, then they will these goods bagged away. Bank clerk for two robbers heave very confused.

In 1982: a robber into a Russian woman ransacked, his family in the home only to steal an item of leonardo Da Vinci - - a copy of the Mona Lisa. According to understand, this painting is not home, it is worth items from the old lady in the journal of illustrations.

In 1986, the thief into the Atlantic Las Vegas, he holds a pistol, steal a bag of chips. Then as if nothing has occurredly in Taiwan from payment of one metre away and began to play gambling machines. He had played on machines in an hour and a half to police, until his arrest.

1988: Moscow's biggest punched card theft case. Three years later, this case to a criminal investigation to steal a 20 trucks punched CARDS. The criminal is still not to justice, people is why he steal 20 trucks of a punch card original very confused.

1999: Russian soldiers robbed from their posts near a beer retail. It is completely, they robbed the militarization of master sergeant, in order to ensure a UN, three into beer stands for robbery.

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 楼主| 黑色森林 发表于 2010-7-22 10:29:00 | 显示全部楼层
被抢咯Walk yourself's road, let others say!

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Judyy 发表于 2010-7-22 12:28:06 | 显示全部楼层
Walk yourself's road, let others say!
Judyy 发表于 2010-7-22 12:30:51 | 显示全部楼层
笑S,偶看了上面的中文:)谢谢分享。。。
快乐小静 发表于 2010-12-28 21:59:09 | 显示全部楼层
我只看了中文,英文实在看不懂。
宝贝TOM 发表于 2011-3-12 21:56:57 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈。
lif21489 发表于 2011-6-27 17:12:11 | 显示全部楼层
没找到好的
陈莲 发表于 2011-8-15 17:21:12 | 显示全部楼层
来晚了,嘿嘿只看了中文挺有意思的,特别是两夫妻闹离婚的笑话
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