There's a boy in my office named David
There's a boy on our BBS named David
That's where the story began...
Situation#1: on my co-worker Andrew's wedding day
We were busy with urging the bridegroom by calls to pick the bride up from the hotel, as the time schedule was really tight and the groom was so dazed that he even did not know what was happening...his
cellphone was always too busy to be reached.
Then i decided to call David who should be with the groom, so i did:
Me: Daivd!
David: Yes?
Me: This is Nico, where's Andrew??!!!
David: ......Who?
Me: ANDREW! Is he with you?
David: Who?.....
Me: A-N-D-R-E-W! Ask him to get here as soon as possible!!!
David: ......(5 seconds silence, he might be thinking Nico was crazy...)
Me:...(began to realize what was happening...)OOOOH!!! sorry David, wrong number, i thought you were another David in our office.
David: hahahahahaha
Me: hahahahah
Situation#2: On my business trip day
It was a very busy day, i needed to accompany my boss as a translator all the time. And finally, i got my boss to the airport and back on my way to the office (well, i thought i was to the office).
I just took a nap in the car and 40 mins later...when i opened my eyes, i found we were still on the highway.
Me: Why it takes so long time to get to the office today? are you sure you're driving to my SZ office?
Driver: What??!! I thought you wanted to go back to the factory!! We're close to Dongguan now!
Me: ......NO!!!
Okay...i think i have to wait for David and go back with you guys later...i supposed to be at home and enjoying my nice noodles now...well, i'm gonna make a call to David to take dinner with me tonight...
Me: Hi David!
David: Yes
Me: This is Nico
David: Yes, i know
Me: Are you still at ***(factory name)
David: At what???
Me: ***(repeat...)
David: .....
Me: I mean factory! (still did not realize)
David: You're calling a wrong number again, nico!!
Me: OH!!! sorry david!
David: hahahahaha
Me: hahahaha....
I'm writing down this to see whether i will call a wrong David the third time.