The teacher wakes me up from my dream.

T: Get up, you lazybones!

M: Oh… sorry, sir, I must have fallen asleep.

T: You bet. And we could see you shaking like a leaf.

M: Really? Wow! Thank goodness I was dreaming.

T: What? You were dreaming in class and you are happy about it?

M: Uh…yes, sir.

T: What? Do you take me for a fool?

M: Yes, sir … I mean no, sir.

T: As punishment you are to write, “I must not sleep in class” 100 times.

M: No. sir.

T: Wrong. You should say, “yes, sir.”

M: Whatever, sir.

T: Oh, I give up.

M: Good, sir.