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katy006688 发表于:2010-03-03 回复:0
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigant...
katy006688 发表于:2010-03-03 回复:0
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat...
katy006688 发表于:2010-03-03 回复:1
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himsel...
katy006688 发表于:2010-03-03 回复:1
A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she dra...
katy006688 发表于:2010-03-03 回复:0
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know ho...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-20 回复:0
A mother came home from shopping for tea, and sawthat some tea had already been made by her 15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the daughter, "Did you u...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-20 回复:2
After some laborious hours at her painting, she rose and called her husband, a famous painter."Come and look at my picture, dear. I'm so satisfied with the res...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-14 回复:2
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you cant eat me." The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't I ea...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-12 回复:0
A fox’s tail was caught in a trap. When he was trying to release himself, he lost his whole tail except the stump. At first he was ashamed to see the o...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-10 回复:1
A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said, "I need to leave early tomorrow." L...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-10 回复:0
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns ...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-09 回复:0
本帖最后由 katy006688 于 2010-2-9 22:57 编辑 http://free.eol.cn/download/cer.net/english/zhixing/whataratlookedlike.mp3 Some people just aren't happy unles...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-09 回复:0
本帖最后由 katy006688 于 2010-2-9 22:55 编辑 http://free.eol.cn/download/cer.net/english/zhixing/whataratlookedlike.mp3 Rodents had overrun a posh private ...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-09 回复:0
本帖最后由 katy006688 于 2010-2-9 22:58 编辑 http://free.eol.cn/download/cer.net/english/zhixing/theimpactofcomputers.mp3 I realized the impact of compute...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-09 回复:0
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A feathe...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-09 回复:0
Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, be...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-09 回复:0
There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars. A...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-08 回复:0
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Bl...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-08 回复:0
Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为什么母鸡...
katy006688 发表于:2010-02-08 回复:0
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three pe...