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katy006688 发表于:2010-06-16 回复:0
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been drivi...
katy006688 发表于:2010-06-16 回复:0
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks. God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live." ...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-14 回复:0
13807 身着军装的小狗 A dog dressed in military fatigues participates in the FamilyPet Festival in Cali, Colombia。 身着军装的小狗参加在哥伦比亚卡利举行...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0
On June 10, at a party held in Cape Town, a football fan, who described himself as eggman, cheered up the national team of South Africa。 一位自称为“鸡蛋男...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0
偶们从小就知道猪是脏乱差的代表，泥堆里是它们的家和乐园。但如今的猪猪很怕脏耶！图中的这个微型小猪怕把自己的猪蹄弄脏，穿上了主人给它的小雨靴，很开心的样子！13798 微型小...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0
不知道有多少小朋友曾问过爸爸妈妈：“我是从哪里来的？”无论是对于东方人还是西方人，这都是一个棘手的问题。不过，出生在21世纪信息时代的孩子们似乎已经有了自己的想法……1379...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:2
1. 有次房东问我 did u eat anyting yet? 我说no。 她听后重复了一遍 so u didn’t eat anyting. 我说 yes… 房东老太太犹豫了下又问did u eat？ 我说 no. 她接着说 ...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0
13790 爆笑双语-看牛顿如何讲冷笑话 一群伟大的科学家去世后在天堂里玩藏猫猫。轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。 A...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0
13789 爆笑邮件自动回复 相信很多人都会在外出或休假时把自己的邮件设置成“自动回复”——写上一小段话向来信的人说明自己不在。而以下这几位老兄就有才了，看看他们...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0
本帖最后由 梦儿 于 2010-6-13 06:41 编辑 一个广为流传的关于王子变成青蛙的故事经常被讲给孩子们听。当青蛙请求一位公主吻他时，公主因为青蛙太丑而拒绝。但青蛙最终得到...
梦儿 发表于:2010-06-10 回复:0
1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？) Silence. (沉默) 2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？) N...
katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:1
A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,0...
katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:0
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT''S a drinking problem! 有两双手，但只有一张嘴…现在这就是喝酒的问题。 You grow a beard because it stops be...
katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:0
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. ...
katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:0
When our daughter was born，we named her Myles,after my beloved late father,despite family warning that the name was too masculine. 女儿出生时，我们给她取名叫迈...
梦儿 发表于:2010-05-28 回复:0
An elderly Indian hermit man has stunned doctors in the western city of Ahmedabad, after claiming he has not eaten or drunk anything for seventy years, and then...
梦儿 发表于:2010-05-26 回复:0
Niger's Consultative Council has suggested that only those with a university degree should be allowed to run in presidential elections。 Opposition groups h...
梦儿 发表于:2010-05-25 回复:0
13387 目前小宝已经掌握了太空步和其它杰克逊的标志性舞步 凭借炫酷舞蹈模仿“流行天王”迈克尔•杰克逊的四岁天才儿童王一鸣，人称“小宝”，开始受到世界各地观众的热捧...
梦儿 发表于:2010-05-25 回复:1
Authorities in Barcelona, fed up with tourists wandering the streets in their swimming costumes, are preparing a massive campaign to convince them to put on clo...
梦儿 发表于:2010-05-25 回复:0
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed ba...