• 寻找巡警

    katy006688 发表于:2010-06-16 回复:0

    A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been drivi...

  • 延年益寿

    katy006688 发表于:2010-06-16 回复:0

    In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks. God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live." ...

  • 双语趣闻:超级小宠物的时尚派对(组图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-14 回复:0

    13807 身着军装的小狗   A dog dressed in military fatigues participates in the FamilyPet Festival in Cali, Colombia。   身着军装的小狗参加在哥伦比亚卡利举行...

  • 世界杯趣闻:疯狂球迷“鸡蛋男”(组图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0

    On June 10, at a party held in Cape Town, a football fan, who described himself as eggman, cheered up the national team of South Africa。   一位自称为“鸡蛋男...

  • 趣闻:微型小猪秀新鞋可爱无敌(图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0

      偶们从小就知道猪是脏乱差的代表,泥堆里是它们的家和乐园。但如今的猪猪很怕脏耶!图中的这个微型小猪怕把自己的猪蹄弄脏,穿上了主人给它的小雨靴,很开心的样子!13798 微型小...

  • 幽默妙用五:新时代孩子探究出生之谜雷倒父母(组图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0

    不知道有多少小朋友曾问过爸爸妈妈:“我是从哪里来的?”无论是对于东方人还是西方人,这都是一个棘手的问题。不过,出生在21世纪信息时代的孩子们似乎已经有了自己的想法……1379...

  • 幽默妙用四:年少的我们刚闯国外时闹笑话

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:2

    1. 有次房东问我 did u eat anyting yet? 我说no。   她听后重复了一遍 so u didn’t eat anyting. 我说 yes…   房东老太太犹豫了下又问did u eat? 我说 no. 她接着说 ...

  • 幽默妙用四:看牛顿如何讲冷笑话(图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0

    13790 爆笑双语-看牛顿如何讲冷笑话   一群伟大的科学家去世后在天堂里玩藏猫猫。轮到爱因斯坦抓人,他数到100睁开眼睛,看到所有的人都藏起来了,只有牛顿还站在那里。   A...

  • 幽默妙用二:邮件自动回复创意十足(图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0

    13789 爆笑邮件自动回复   相信很多人都会在外出或休假时把自己的邮件设置成“自动回复”——写上一小段话向来信的人说明自己不在。而以下这几位老兄就有才了,看看他们...

  • 幽默妙用一:追女孩英文情书必杀之幽默第三式(图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-13 回复:0

    本帖最后由 梦儿 于 2010-6-13 06:41 编辑 一个广为流传的关于王子变成青蛙的故事经常被讲给孩子们听。当青蛙请求一位公主吻他时,公主因为青蛙太丑而拒绝。但青蛙最终得到...

  • 英语脑筋急转弯15条

    梦儿 发表于:2010-06-10 回复:0

    1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)   Silence. (沉默)   2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)   N...

  • 银行信贷员的困惑

    katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:1

    A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,0...

  • 你喝醉了的迹象

    katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:0

    Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT''S a drinking problem! 有两双手,但只有一张嘴…现在这就是喝酒的问题。 You grow a beard because it stops be...

  • 学会一门外语是多么重要啊

    katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:0

    A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. ...

  • 外公的名字

    katy006688 发表于:2010-06-06 回复:0

    When our daughter was born,we named her Myles,after my beloved late father,despite family warning that the name was too masculine. 女儿出生时,我们给她取名叫迈...

  • 双语奇闻:印度隐士称不吃不喝70余年

    梦儿 发表于:2010-05-28 回复:0

    An elderly Indian hermit man has stunned doctors in the western city of Ahmedabad, after claiming he has not eaten or drunk anything for seventy years, and then...

  • 想当尼日尔总统先拿大学文凭

    梦儿 发表于:2010-05-26 回复:0

    Niger's Consultative Council has suggested that only those with a university degree should be allowed to run in presidential elections。   Opposition groups h...

  • 四岁“袖珍杰克逊”全球蹿红(图)

    梦儿 发表于:2010-05-25 回复:0

    13387 目前小宝已经掌握了太空步和其它杰克逊的标志性舞步   凭借炫酷舞蹈模仿“流行天王”迈克尔•杰克逊的四岁天才儿童王一鸣,人称“小宝”,开始受到世界各地观众的热捧...

  • 巴塞罗那不欢迎街头“泳衣客”

    梦儿 发表于:2010-05-25 回复:1

    Authorities in Barcelona, fed up with tourists wandering the streets in their swimming costumes, are preparing a massive campaign to convince them to put on clo...

  • Very Stupid Robbers 两个笨贼

    梦儿 发表于:2010-05-25 回复:0

    Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed ba...

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